Actual Considered Names of Dwarves in "Snow White"

Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Scrappy
Hoppy
Weepy
Dirty
Cranky
Sneezy-Wheezy
Hungry
Lazy
Dumpy
Thrifty
Shifty
Nifty
Woeful
Doleful
Wistful
Soulful
Helpful
Awful
Snoopy
Goopy
Gabby (HA!)
Blabby
Silly
Dippy
Graceful
Neurtsy
Sappy
Gloomy
Flabby
Crabby
Daffy
Tearful
Gaspy
Busy
Dizzy
Snappy
Hotsy
Jaunty
Puffy
Strutty
Biggy
Biggy-Wiggy
Biggo-Ego
Chesty
Jumpy





Wow. Just image how different that movie would have been with Awful, Baldy, Burpy, Chesty, Sleazy, Tipsy, and Soulful... The mind just reels.

Of course, I can't imagine that it would compare in offensiveness to the censored all-Black parody remake of Snow White released in 1943.


I think without question my favorite is Shifty. I don't know why, or how, but that one makes the whole list so much... more...

For those of you too lazy, here's the youtube for Coal Black. It's not only racist, but also anti-midget!


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